I'm using this blog to save pictures online now instead of photobucket.

Thanks to http://www.faceofthefuture.org.uk/for this technology.

Don't mind me. I'm altering True Blood Pictures. TB rocks.

An example of just one of the funny SPAMMERS and SCAMMERS on Stumble Upon

Lucy has been hearing things from the Stumble Jungle of stumbleupon.com. This is just funny but I'm sure it's a scam. There's this person/bot on SU going around sending a message here and there to presumably only women. It's happened to three ladies I know on SU so far. I'm guessing if you got hit with it and you're a man, it's just an accident. Check this message out:

''Look at ur beauty and contemplate on it, this is not a joke, it is god handiwork on you, you are so blessed with a wonderful structure and may almighty God always protect you and i want you to know that u are a lady of great virtue and i really understand ur integrity, u want to protect ur honour and uphold ur dignity my heart is always glad whenever i see u are a lady i really have a great enthustiasm for and ur exotic look has caused a great temptation to my soul am confused i cant restrain my hungry eyes from u because u have bring a cheering moment to my life. I will be glad to hear from you. pls i want to ask you if we can chat on yahoo messenger, this is my ID. ''

Now if you look this up, you at least know that you're not special and ''the only one''. I'm pretty sure it's an information pumping scam...or somebody that wants to get their rocks off with you. Anyway, be ever vigilant, my stumbling friends. Take back the night. Don't let the man get you down. Keep on trucking. Don't be a sucker. Of course, I can't believe anybody I know is insecure or naive enough to actually chat with this guy but for all of you strangers out there that might be...

PS: Can you believe the crunking spelling on that? Man is that crunked up.

The death of an afternoon: Altering Pictures For The Betterment of Nobody In Particular

The death of an afternoon: Altering Pictures For The Betterment of Nobody In Particular

While absolutely murdering an afternoon in cold blood by reading Blog Catalog discussions, a thread came up, introduced by Robin at The Curious Life of a Divorcee. So, in this discussion thread, she gave a link to a site that allows you to submit a picture and then alter a face in the picture to look like it's of a different race, gender, age and more. Here's the link to that activity: http://www.faceofthefuture.org.uk/

This enabled me to murder an afternoon in less of a cold blooded way. It's always intense when an afternoon serial killer such as myself really gets heated up. It was no longer in cold blood. It was in the heat of passion. Okay, not really passion. More like the comforting warmth you get from clothes fresh out of the dryer. It was an afternoon killing done in clothes-dryer-warmth. I'm getting off track here, I think. The point is, I was having fun. After turning several relatives into animations (Another thing they let you do), I started back on my obsession-Star Trek. I know, I know. I've referenced Star Trek a heck of a lot in just a few posts and I'm sorry. I did warn that I was obsessed with Star Trek and private anatomical parts but you just didn't listen, did you? No. No, you didn't. So...Here's what I was doing with this new Internet toy:

~ Here we have the suave, sweet Captain Kirk.

~It's...Captain Kirk as a baby, according to the site. . .

~ The devilishly sexy Vulcan known as Spock. Here's a little known fact: Spock's last name is Weinstein. Spock Weinstein. Yep. Bet ya didn't know THAT now, did ya?

~ And, this is Spock as half ape, according to the site. Look at him. He looks like he's just about to club you over the head and drag you by the hair back to the cave. Still kind of sexy.

Okay, now I know the Trek isn't what everybody's into. I know some people like House. I do, too. Which is why I made him into a baby and a half ape also.

~ The charmingly misanthropic House as he normally is.

~Doctor Apeman. You've got to admit, this one is almost disturbing. Not sexy. Too accurately apelike. If you found this sexy, you'd be known as ''a zoophile''. If you are one of those...please, leave this blog. Your kind are not welcomed here. I try to be enlightened but, I'm sorry. That's where I draw the line. Zoophilia. If you were a bibliophile, you'd be welcomed any time, provided you don't go spouting off about it like an A-hole. But, not zoophiles.

~ And, this is House Baby. How creepy would it be to get a rectal exam from this one, right? Plus, may I add...de-aging the faces of men with beards or heavy stubble...it just looks creepy. It just does. Babies shouldn't have beards and stubble. That's just a natural fact.

Okay, so thanks to Robin and there went that afternoon. : )